Jovon`s Book of Poetry
Haiku
Man with beard for face
I do not like you at all
Do quit your day job
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Sonnet
This long as “H”
I refuse
May I go to the bathroom yet?
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Ode To English Class
I thought odes were supposed to be about things you liked
Not hated
THE END
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ABAB Rhyme Scheme (min. 6 lines)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mr. Crucial bends over
When he’s at the zoo
(Don’t care ‘bout the minimum)
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Free Verse
Yous [sic] a lame for calling anything in this prison-cell of a classroom “free”
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Name Poem
J ust
O nce
V eer into
O ncoming traffic.
N ow, please.
